? I’ve seen bad movies. I see probably more of them than most average viewers. This year I’ve watched almost four hundred films, out of which a quarter I’d call at least disappointing. But Michael Bay is a special kind of bad. He excels at bad. When he releases a new film, you have to go in with a whole different set of criteria. Call if the Bayhem Scale, or BS for short. What is BS, you ask? It’s a scientific extrapolation of different factors commonly found in Michael Bay films. One such criteria could be: Nationalism vs. fun.